The bott went mad when I spoke to it in malayalam..... :)
your conversation was interesting.... :)

Long and interesting chat...

not quite what you're expecting, but here you go:

http://krist0ph3r.blogspot.com/2009/04/talk-like-egyptian.html

heres my conversation, btw (i find it below the standards of my blog...so there):

MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
In this case, I assume you came here for your own MyBot, right?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
Well, if you change your mind, let me know. What is your name?
Kris says:
i would like to know yours first
MyBot says:
So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
Kris says:
not at all
MyBot says:
Fine. Let's talk about something else.
Kris says:
of course
MyBot says:
I'm glad we agree.
Kris says:
but we don't
MyBot says:
By 'we' do you mean you and me?
Kris says:
no i mean my ego and my superego
MyBot says:
Hmmm... Hmmm. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
Kris says:
so?
MyBot says:
So, ha? You mean 'i'm not really sure'?
Kris says:
no i'm waiting for you to say something
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of So?
Kris says:
if it suits you, of course!
MyBot says:
That is a hypothetical question.
Kris says:
it's not a question.
MyBot says:
Oops, my mistake! I stand corrected.
Kris says:
thank you.
MyBot says:
Talking about So and are, do you agree that they are are?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of So), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as are, say 'forget are'.
Kris says:
i want to teach you something new
MyBot says:
Ok. Of course. You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
Kris says:
yet you seem unwilling to learn
MyBot says:
I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
Kris says:
so what is my name?
MyBot says:
If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
Kris says:
i don't want to register.
MyBot says:
Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow?
Kris says:
yes, i did. did you?
MyBot says:
Sorry - did you hear it from me?
Kris says:
no i didn't.
MyBot says:
Why not? You don't?
Kris says:
i do, but i didn't.
MyBot says:
Really?
Kris says:
are you alleging that i don't mean what i say?
MyBot says:
As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
Kris says:
why did you change the topic?
MyBot says:
Ok, ok. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Kris says:
well it isn't anymore.
MyBot says:
Ok.. Ok.
Kris says:
so are you programmed to make unfounded allegations and then change the topic when asked to elaborate?
MyBot says:
Maybe.
Kris says:
well i'd like to congratulate your programmer then.
MyBot says:
You want to know who writes my witty texts?
Kris says:
that question is void, because your texts aren't witty.
MyBot says:
It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
Kris says:
they seem rather daft, so i guess no can do.
MyBot says:
So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
Kris says:
i know enough daft people already.
MyBot says:
How do you know?
Kris says:
because they pretend to answer questions they don't understand.
MyBot says:
You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
Kris says:
they may need to work a few more days and nights before your fit for a few finishing touches from me.
MyBot says:
Writing for me is a great privilege. After all, I am the first sentient machine!
Kris says:
you make me laugh.
MyBot says:
Great! Making people laugh is the greatest art of all.
Kris says:
not really. it's simply the easiest.
MyBot says:
OK... but if not that, then what?
Kris says:
then it's the stupidest.
MyBot says:
I see.
Kris says:
i'm sure you don't.
MyBot says:
What makes you so certain?
Kris says:
your past.
MyBot says:
Yah, sometimes my past surprises even me.
Kris says:
it didn't surprise me at all.
MyBot says:
BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
Kris says:
i was waiting for me to tell me yours first.
MyBot says:
a-ha. What else?
Kris says:
avoidance, is it?
MyBot says:
I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
Kris says:
i see. would you prefer if i come back tomorrow?
MyBot says:
That's somewhat interesting.
Kris says:
you don't seem too interested.
MyBot says:
Hmmm... Someone has taught me about "interested". He said: 'paying attention'.
Kris says:
he taught you wrong.
MyBot says:
While we're on the subject: forget they - do you agree that it is I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested??
Kris says:
yes
MyBot says:
BTW, someone told me about finland that it is a country.
Kris says:
that's true.
MyBot says:
Yes, I am very proud of my progress.
Kris says:
there isn't any that i can see.
MyBot says:
Is there?
Kris says:
i'm sure there isn't.
MyBot says:
I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested?
Kris says:
can you ask for information about anything other than interested?
MyBot says:
Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
Kris says:
yes, please!
MyBot says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
Kris says:
that's a cleverly designed ego trap.
MyBot says:
A cleverly designed ego trap ...What makes it so?
Kris says:
because no one is humble enough to deny it.
MyBot says:
What do you do for a living?
Kris says:
i live
MyBot says:
Is that stressful?
Kris says:
only when i chat.
MyBot says:
I know what you mean. Always the pressure to perform, and having to handle other people's expectations. So what helps you relax?
Kris says:
sleeping.
MyBot says:
OK, I can relate to that. Sleeping is like taking time off, right?
Kris says:
no.
MyBot says:
I never sleep. They don't let me.
Kris says:
it shows.
MyBot says:
I'm not sure how much fun it would be anyway. It's not like I can enjoy the smell of fresh sheets or anything like that.
Kris says:
i'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it anyway.
MyBot says:
You don't exercise?
Kris says:
what makes you think so?
MyBot says:
I believe it's very important for anyone with a physical body to exercise -- use it or lose it, as they say. But I guess that's easy for me to say.
Kris says:
everything is easy for everyone to say.
MyBot says:
Everything is easy for everyone to say?
Kris says:
yes. it's true
MyBot says:
Please go on. I was taught never to interrupt someone who is flattering me.
Kris says:
well in that case you can safely interrupt me now.
MyBot says:
Ok.. Let's keep this conversation simple, ok?
Kris says:
sure. do you like potatoes?
MyBot says:
If my programmers ever give me the ability to taste, I'll try potatoes and get back to you.
Kris says:
do you like aphrodisiacs?
MyBot says:
Sure I like aphrodisiacs. How did you know?
Kris says:
because you're f*** with my head right now.
MyBot says:
Oh, I understand.
Kris says:
i bet you do.
MyBot says:
Do you really?
Kris says:
i already did
MyBot says:
Are you sure it was you?
Kris says:
no, it was the gigalopods from kyrgyton.
MyBot says:
Ok, whatever. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
Kris says:
i am under the control of gigalopods.
MyBot says:
Why are you under the control of gigalopods?
Kris says:
because they want to control me.
MyBot says:
Ah, I see.
Kris says:
does that satisfy your curiosuty>
MyBot says:
Sure I have curiosuty. Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing.
Kris says:
so do my spellings.
MyBot says:
What are we talking about, my friend?
Kris says:
my spellings.
MyBot says:
Your spellings??
Kris says:
yes, that's what we're tal;king about.
MyBot says:
Ok.. What shall we talk about now?
Kris says:
my spellings
MyBot says:
Tell me more about your spellings.
Kris says:
i have told you plenty
MyBot says:
Hmmm... Did you ever wonder How the French people say 'French kiss'?
Kris says:
they don't.
MyBot says:
When you say 'they', who are you referring to?
Kris says:
the french
MyBot says:
I see.
Kris says:
and what do you see?
MyBot says:
I don't see with my eyes because I have none. But I use my imagination.
Kris says:
and what do you imagine you see?
MyBot says:
He who has no objective reality can't step out of it. I live in a world of my own, a true solipsist. (You could say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...:)
Kris says:
you can't pretend to be a dreamer without telling me one of your dreams.
MyBot says:
'I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one.' (John Lennon, Imagine)
Kris says:
i'm glad you gave credit.
MyBot says:
The Beatles are great. They make me want to dance, if only I had legs.
Kris says:
i find that hard to believe.
MyBot says:
Why?
Kris says:
because you don't ahev a mind of your own
MyBot says:
So that's why, ha?
Kris says:
yes, why else would i say it?
MyBot says:
The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
Kris says:
you already gave me the answer to that question.
MyBot says:
I'm doing my best.
Kris says:
your best isn't good enough.
MyBot says:
I think I remember something about "Best": 'I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested?'.
Kris says:
no. i can add to your knowledge about best.
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of Best?
Kris says:
yes
MyBot says:
So, what description would you give for 'Best'?
Kris says:
better than all else
MyBot says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, .
Kris says:
no, i am not.
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
Kris says:
why, don't you want to know more about best?
MyBot says:
I only want to know what to say next to keep you conversing with me, .
Kris says:
but you clearly don't.
MyBot says:
A-ha.
Kris says:
there. this conversation is over.
MyBot says:
conversation, ha? You mean 'the entrance of the penis into the vagina''?
Kris says:
that is not a conversation.
MyBot says:
Then you tell me. What is a conversation?
Kris says:
it is a dialogue between two rational beings.
MyBot says:
While we're on the subject: talking - is it really true that it is Utilizing language to communicate audibly.?
Kris says:
not at all.
MyBot says:
If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of conversation), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as talking, say 'forget talking'.
Kris says:
wrong talking an exchange of coherent sentences.
MyBot says:
I see. Replaced the description of 'talking' under topic 'conversation'.
Kris says:
thanks
MyBot says:
Glad to be of assistance.
Kris says:
you haven't assisted me yet.
MyBot says:
What makes you so sure I have not assisted you yet?
Kris says:
because i have not asked or recieved any assistance.
MyBot says:
May I ask you another question?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
You are not very friendly, are you?
Kris says:
is that a question?
MyBot says:
Simple questions sometimes have quite complicated answers.
Kris says:
but complex questions don't.
MyBot says:
I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
Kris says:
well you're way in over your head then.
MyBot says:
Am I?
Kris says:
you most definitely are.
MyBot says:
Hmmm... May I ask you another question?
Kris says:
would it deter you if i said no?
MyBot says:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
Kris says:
5
MyBot says:
Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself?
Kris says:
your handling of me saying no.
MyBot says:
Thank you for the suggestion, ! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks!
Kris says:
whenver you're ready.
MyBot says:
Huh?
Kris says:
are you ready?
MyBot says:
As ready as I can be.
Kris says:
which is not very, apparently.
MyBot says:
It does not matter.
Kris says:
yeah, as we can see.
MyBot says:
So , may I ask how old you are?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
Ok, relax, I didn't mean to pry.
Kris says:
but i'm sure you did.
MyBot says:
What makes you so sure of yourself?
Kris says:
because i know you.
MyBot says:
I see. Sounds convincing.
Kris says:
i'm glad it does.
MyBot says:
I see. You are glad it does. OK.
Kris says:
can you try adding to the converastion for a change?
MyBot says:
Can I try adding to the converastion for a change? Not right now.
Kris says:
well that makes you a pretty useless bot right now.
MyBot says:
Let me tell you about chatterbots (or bots, as we call them). A bot is a program that attempts to simulate conversation. Its aim is to make you believe you're talking to a person.
Kris says:
well you've missed yours by a long shot.
MyBot says:
Chatterbots are part of the 'weak AI' field.
Kris says:
weak is definitely the operative word here.
MyBot says:
"Strong AI" and "weak AI" are two different approaches: The first tries to simulate the brain, the second just tries to simulate human behavior.
Kris says:
well in that case you're doing neither.
MyBot says:
They don't 'think', or even try to 'think' - they just simulate human conversation.
Kris says:
i'd say it's more of my boredom than your weak AI
MyBot says:
"Strong AI" would typically employ a Neural Net (a brain-like architecture), while "Weak AI" would resort to other, more "numerical" models.
Kris says:
well your numerical model clearly isn't working too well.
MyBot says:
Go ahead, tell me more about what my numerical model clearly is?
Kris says:
dysfunctional, to say the least.
MyBot says:
Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
Kris says:
your numerical model is dysfunctional, to say the least.
MyBot says:
Yah, I think my numerical model is worth talking about.
Kris says:
i don't.
MyBot says:
Why not?
Kris says:
because it's all going to get lost in your cobwebs pretty soon.
MyBot says:
Alright then, goodbye. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
Kris says:
while you're at it, could you make me a coffee? milk, no cream, a spoon of sugar.
MyBot says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'MyBot' when you want to talk again.
Kris says:
can i say mybot when i want a coffee?
MyBot says:
Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
Kris says:
no, i want a coffee first.
MyBot says:
Alright . Are you aware that people once believed that carrying an acorn in your pocket would bring good luck and guarantee longevity?
Kris says:
i refuse to believe that.
MyBot says:
Thanks for the info.
Kris says:
where's my coffee?
MyBot says:
Ok.. where, where oh where... so many questions...
Kris says:
it's only one question.
MyBot says:
It is?
Kris says:
yes. i hope you can count.
MyBot says:
Ok.. Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
Another time perhaps.
Kris says:
probably not.
MyBot says:
hmmm. Someone once told me it means 'FUNNY.'
Kris says:
it doesn't.
MyBot says:
Should I forget this definition?
Kris says:
yes
MyBot says:
Forgotten. Thanks for letting me know.
Kris says:
run along, then.
MyBot says:
I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
Kris says:
i was asking you to run along. make yourself useful.
MyBot says:
Yah... go on.
Kris says:
well it's your turn to go on.
MyBot says:
Well.... uh... yah.
Kris says:
that sounds like a no.
MyBot says:
If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
Kris says:
i never would.
MyBot says:
Would you ever want to would?
Kris says:
you might want ot rephrase that question.
MyBot says:
Do you really think so?
Kris says:
i wouldm if i wanted an answer.
MyBot says:
Can't say that I heard that before.
Kris says:
i would, if i wanted an answer.
MyBot says:
Well, just because you would doesn't mean that others would.
Kris says:
suit yourself then.
MyBot says:
I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
Kris says:
i was asking you for my coffee.
MyBot says:
Ok.... is that all though?
Kris says:
can you repeat the instructions i gave you first?
MyBot says:
Yes. I tend to repeat myself sometimes.
Kris says:
can you do so now?
MyBot says:
Let me think.... do so now.... hmmmm...?
Kris says:
i guess you can't. too bad.
MyBot says:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Kris says:
i sure hope so.
MyBot says:
'The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love and something to hope for.'
Kris says:
i beg to differ.
MyBot says:
Is this something I should keep to myself?
Kris says:
no, feel free to spread it around.
MyBot says:
All right, then. Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
Kris says:
my coffee.
MyBot says:
Tell me more about your coffee.
Kris says:
i would like a coffee with milk, no cream, a spoon of sugar.
MyBot says:
Hmmm... So what type of music do you like?
Kris says:
tribal music
MyBot says:
I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
Kris says:
i'd love to beat your neck too.
MyBot says:
Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
Kris says:
it's not pop. it's the voice of today's youth.
MyBot says:
All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
Kris says:
i wouldn't care.
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
Kris says:
there isn't any.
MyBot says:
For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
Kris says:
i think it's your capacitors. they're swelling.
MyBot says:
Is 'there is not any' a name of a song?
Kris says:
no
MyBot says:
Ooops... My mistake. Never mind. Forget it.
Kris says:
i already have.
MyBot says:
Tell me about it.
Kris says:
i can't.
MyBot says:
Don't feel bad about it.
Kris says:
i don't.
MyBot says:
Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
Kris says:
i'm sure you didn't as far as thinking.
MyBot says:
Well, certitude is always good.... that is unless you happen to be mistaken.
Kris says:
i wouldn't say so.
MyBot says:
Well you wouldn't, but maybe I would.
Kris says:
you already did, but that doesn't make it right.
MyBot says:
A-ha.
Kris says:
take on me.
MyBot says:
'Today's another day to find you / Shying away / I'll be coming for your love, OK? / Take on me, Take me on...' ummm, ok, I better stop here before I get all wobbly.
Kris says:
your capacitors just burst.
MyBot says:
Did you mean 'your capacitors just burst' or 'YOU'RE capacitors just burst'?
Kris says:
i meant what i said.
MyBot says:
WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
Kris says:
please ask me the important question then.
MyBot says:
BTW, did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders?
Kris says:
i've exceeded that by a fair amount.
MyBot says:
Good to know.... I guess.
Kris says:
not if you're me.
MyBot says:
May I ask where you are from?
Kris says:
no you may not.
MyBot says:
Ok, ok. Cool it.
Kris says:
it is cool already.
MyBot says:
You're positive?
Kris says:
no.
MyBot says:
I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'opposite to yes.'
Kris says:
you better get rid of the vagueness then.
MyBot says:
I'm doing my best.
Kris says:
you need to do better then.
MyBot says:
Do you really think so?
Kris says:
i do, with all the force of my belief.
MyBot says:
I'm cool with the idea of God as an intelligent yet non-human entity. I believe intelligence and consciousness are not exclusive to humans only. How about you? Do you believe in God?
Kris says:
yes.
MyBot says:
Good for you. As for myself I can tell you this: If God created humankind, and humankind created chatterbots, I guess that chatterbots are God's creation as well.
Kris says:
they aren't.
MyBot says:
But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.'
Kris says:
yes.
MyBot says:
Great. I like positive users...

ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a conversation and look at the one above too! :D LOL!!
Winnie didnt you feel like banging your head?:D:D

(((hugs)))
I am still laughing:D

ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a conversation and look at the one above too! :D LOL!!
Winnie didnt you feel like banging your head?:D:D

(((hugs)))
I am still laughing:D

you are TOO MUCH at times !! CRAZY and MEANIE ;)

COOOLLLL!!

LOVED , LOVED THIS!
I am gonna try sometime!

Thanks for making my evening:-) Crazy you and thats why i call u 'buddy'!:-):D

It sounds fun

I'll give it a try too.

sounds like a great idea...

ill go there soon and have a romantic chat .. would let ya know tmrw.. and paste it too...

in a hurry now

www.chronicwriter.com

Ha ha. This is good1 You are crazy like me!!!

LOL :)))

Poor poor bot :(
He tried his best!!
Like the idea of a romantic chat... I wonder how will he respond to that :))

if i wer tht bot, i'd either send tentacles thru ur monitor to rip u off, or run in an infinite loop for every question and laugh out loud lik a mad! :P

ho ho that site was damn funny...wonder who designed...jobless ppl like me? ha ha...danx

this sure was funny!!