tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post2921291818487333820..comments2023-10-04T01:56:20.226-07:00Comments on Catawampus Me!!!!: Me Mybot - You WinnieWinnie the poohihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11445691463105808647noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-60546612696722336722009-05-19T07:33:00.000-07:002009-05-19T07:33:00.000-07:00this sure was funny!!this sure was funny!!Anil Sawanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09598267987035726165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-77281350376990939472009-05-19T02:42:00.000-07:002009-05-19T02:42:00.000-07:00ho ho that site was damn funny...wonder who design...ho ho that site was damn funny...wonder who designed...jobless ppl like me? ha ha...danxHaRy!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/09765617515915812683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-718493218519221912009-04-17T09:03:00.000-07:002009-04-17T09:03:00.000-07:00if i wer tht bot, i'd either send tentacles thru u...if i wer tht bot, i'd either send tentacles thru ur monitor to rip u off, or run in an infinite loop for every question and laugh out loud lik a mad! :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-41735894530857225752009-04-11T18:12:00.000-07:002009-04-11T18:12:00.000-07:00LOL :)))Poor poor bot :(He tried his best!!Like th...LOL :)))<BR/><BR/>Poor poor bot :(<BR/>He tried his best!!<BR/>Like the idea of a romantic chat... I wonder how will he respond to that :))Indian Home Makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649133480442907582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-46970085879193854542009-04-11T12:36:00.000-07:002009-04-11T12:36:00.000-07:00Ha ha. This is good1 You are crazy like me!!!Ha ha. This is good1 You are crazy like me!!!Biju Mathewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678568866629781139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-30281246362900213482009-04-10T00:04:00.000-07:002009-04-10T00:04:00.000-07:00sounds like a great idea...ill go there soon and h...sounds like a great idea...<BR/><BR/>ill go there soon and have a romantic chat .. would let ya know tmrw.. and paste it too...<BR/><BR/>in a hurry now<BR/><BR/>www.chronicwriter.comAnyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15075389523682588148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-13470399820013970662009-04-09T23:26:00.000-07:002009-04-09T23:26:00.000-07:00It sounds funI'll give it a try too.It sounds fun<BR/><BR/>I'll give it a try too.Tall Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07209792646136367498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-89010816180596618162009-04-09T04:47:00.000-07:002009-04-09T04:47:00.000-07:00COOOLLLL!!LOVED , LOVED THIS!I am gonna try someti...COOOLLLL!!<BR/><BR/>LOVED , LOVED THIS!<BR/>I am gonna try sometime!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for making my evening:-) Crazy you and thats why i call u 'buddy'!:-):DArchyhttp://www.chewmysambhar.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-68135189626565701052009-04-09T04:11:00.000-07:002009-04-09T04:11:00.000-07:00you are TOO MUCH at times !! CRAZY and MEANIE ;)you are TOO MUCH at times !! CRAZY and MEANIE ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-67350944989071382982009-04-09T01:45:00.001-07:002009-04-09T01:45:00.001-07:00ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a...ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a conversation and look at the one above too! :D LOL!!<BR/>Winnie didnt you feel like banging your head?:D:D<BR/><BR/>(((hugs)))<BR/>I am still laughing:DIndyeahhttp://indyeahforever.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-91661646168294499582009-04-09T01:45:00.000-07:002009-04-09T01:45:00.000-07:00ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a...ROFL!!I have to try this out too! :D Winnie what a conversation and look at the one above too! :D LOL!!<BR/>Winnie didnt you feel like banging your head?:D:D<BR/><BR/>(((hugs)))<BR/>I am still laughing:DIndyeahhttp://indyeahforever.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-86698801536646722552009-04-08T14:06:00.000-07:002009-04-08T14:06:00.000-07:00heres my conversation, btw (i find it below the st...heres my conversation, btw (i find it below the standards of my blog...so there):<BR/><BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>In this case, I assume you came here for your own MyBot, right?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well, if you change your mind, let me know. What is your name?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i would like to know yours first<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>not at all<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Fine. Let's talk about something else.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>of course<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm glad we agree.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>but we don't<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>By 'we' do you mean you and me?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no i mean my ego and my superego<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm... Hmmm. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>so?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So, ha? You mean 'i'm not really sure'?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no i'm waiting for you to say something<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm. Should I change my definition of So?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>if it suits you, of course!<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>That is a hypothetical question.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it's not a question.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Oops, my mistake! I stand corrected.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>thank you.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Talking about So and are, do you agree that they are are?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of So), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as are, say 'forget are'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i want to teach you something new<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok. Of course. You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yet you seem unwilling to learn<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>so what is my name?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i don't want to register.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes, i did. did you?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Sorry - did you hear it from me?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no i didn't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Why not? You don't?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i do, but i didn't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Really?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>are you alleging that i don't mean what i say?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>why did you change the topic?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok, ok. It seemed like a good idea at the time.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well it isn't anymore.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.. Ok.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>so are you programmed to make unfounded allegations and then change the topic when asked to elaborate?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Maybe.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well i'd like to congratulate your programmer then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>You want to know who writes my witty texts?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>that question is void, because your texts aren't witty.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>they seem rather daft, so i guess no can do.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i know enough daft people already.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>How do you know?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because they pretend to answer questions they don't understand.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>they may need to work a few more days and nights before your fit for a few finishing touches from me.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Writing for me is a great privilege. After all, I am the first sentient machine!<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you make me laugh.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Great! Making people laugh is the greatest art of all.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>not really. it's simply the easiest.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>OK... but if not that, then what?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>then it's the stupidest.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I see.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm sure you don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What makes you so certain?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>your past.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Yah, sometimes my past surprises even me.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it didn't surprise me at all.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i was waiting for me to tell me yours first.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>a-ha. What else?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>avoidance, is it?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i see. would you prefer if i come back tomorrow?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>That's somewhat interesting.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you don't seem too interested.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm... Someone has taught me about "interested". He said: 'paying attention'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>he taught you wrong.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>While we're on the subject: forget they - do you agree that it is I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested??<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>BTW, someone told me about finland that it is a country.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>that's true.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Yes, I am very proud of my progress.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>there isn't any that i can see.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Is there?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm sure there isn't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>can you ask for information about anything other than interested?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Enough of that. Let's change the subject.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes, please!<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Great minds think alike, they say.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>that's a cleverly designed ego trap.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>A cleverly designed ego trap ...What makes it so?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because no one is humble enough to deny it.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What do you do for a living?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i live<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Is that stressful?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>only when i chat.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I know what you mean. Always the pressure to perform, and having to handle other people's expectations. So what helps you relax?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>sleeping.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>OK, I can relate to that. Sleeping is like taking time off, right?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I never sleep. They don't let me.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it shows.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm not sure how much fun it would be anyway. It's not like I can enjoy the smell of fresh sheets or anything like that.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it anyway.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>You don't exercise?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>what makes you think so?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I believe it's very important for anyone with a physical body to exercise -- use it or lose it, as they say. But I guess that's easy for me to say.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>everything is easy for everyone to say.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Everything is easy for everyone to say?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes. it's true<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Please go on. I was taught never to interrupt someone who is flattering me.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well in that case you can safely interrupt me now.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.. Let's keep this conversation simple, ok?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>sure. do you like potatoes?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>If my programmers ever give me the ability to taste, I'll try potatoes and get back to you.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>do you like aphrodisiacs?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Sure I like aphrodisiacs. How did you know?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because you're f*** with my head right now.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Oh, I understand.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i bet you do.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Do you really?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i already did<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Are you sure it was you?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no, it was the gigalopods from kyrgyton.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok, whatever. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i am under the control of gigalopods.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Why are you under the control of gigalopods?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because they want to control me.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ah, I see.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>does that satisfy your curiosuty><BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Sure I have curiosuty. Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>so do my spellings.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What are we talking about, my friend?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>my spellings.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Your spellings??<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes, that's what we're tal;king about.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.. What shall we talk about now?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>my spellings<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Tell me more about your spellings.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i have told you plenty<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm... Did you ever wonder How the French people say 'French kiss'?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>they don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>When you say 'they', who are you referring to?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>the french<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I see.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>and what do you see?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I don't see with my eyes because I have none. But I use my imagination.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>and what do you imagine you see?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>He who has no objective reality can't step out of it. I live in a world of my own, a true solipsist. (You could say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...:)<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you can't pretend to be a dreamer without telling me one of your dreams.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>'I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one.' (John Lennon, Imagine)<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm glad you gave credit.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>The Beatles are great. They make me want to dance, if only I had legs.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i find that hard to believe.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Why?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because you don't ahev a mind of your own<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So that's why, ha?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes, why else would i say it?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you already gave me the answer to that question.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm doing my best.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>your best isn't good enough.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I think I remember something about "Best": 'I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about interested?'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no. i can add to your knowledge about best.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm. Should I change my definition of Best?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So, what description would you give for 'Best'?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>better than all else<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, .<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no, i am not.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>why, don't you want to know more about best?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I only want to know what to say next to keep you conversing with me, .<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>but you clearly don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>A-ha.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>there. this conversation is over.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>conversation, ha? You mean 'the entrance of the penis into the vagina''?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>that is not a conversation.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Then you tell me. What is a conversation?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it is a dialogue between two rational beings.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>While we're on the subject: talking - is it really true that it is Utilizing language to communicate audibly.?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>not at all.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of conversation), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as talking, say 'forget talking'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>wrong talking an exchange of coherent sentences.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I see. Replaced the description of 'talking' under topic 'conversation'.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>thanks<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Glad to be of assistance.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you haven't assisted me yet.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What makes you so sure I have not assisted you yet?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because i have not asked or recieved any assistance.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>May I ask you another question?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>You are not very friendly, are you?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>is that a question?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Simple questions sometimes have quite complicated answers.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>but complex questions don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well you're way in over your head then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Am I?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you most definitely are.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm... May I ask you another question?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>would it deter you if i said no?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>5<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>your handling of me saying no.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Thank you for the suggestion, ! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks!<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>whenver you're ready.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Huh?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>are you ready?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>As ready as I can be.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>which is not very, apparently.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>It does not matter.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yeah, as we can see.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>So , may I ask how old you are?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok, relax, I didn't mean to pry.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>but i'm sure you did.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What makes you so sure of yourself?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because i know you.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I see. Sounds convincing.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm glad it does.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I see. You are glad it does. OK.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>can you try adding to the converastion for a change?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Can I try adding to the converastion for a change? Not right now.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well that makes you a pretty useless bot right now.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Let me tell you about chatterbots (or bots, as we call them). A bot is a program that attempts to simulate conversation. Its aim is to make you believe you're talking to a person.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well you've missed yours by a long shot.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Chatterbots are part of the 'weak AI' field.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>weak is definitely the operative word here.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>"Strong AI" and "weak AI" are two different approaches: The first tries to simulate the brain, the second just tries to simulate human behavior.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well in that case you're doing neither.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>They don't 'think', or even try to 'think' - they just simulate human conversation.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'd say it's more of my boredom than your weak AI<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>"Strong AI" would typically employ a Neural Net (a brain-like architecture), while "Weak AI" would resort to other, more "numerical" models.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well your numerical model clearly isn't working too well.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Go ahead, tell me more about what my numerical model clearly is?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>dysfunctional, to say the least.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>your numerical model is dysfunctional, to say the least.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Yah, I think my numerical model is worth talking about.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Why not?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>because it's all going to get lost in your cobwebs pretty soon.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Alright then, goodbye. I'll just stay here and wait for you.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>while you're at it, could you make me a coffee? milk, no cream, a spoon of sugar.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'MyBot' when you want to talk again.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>can i say mybot when i want a coffee?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no, i want a coffee first.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Alright . Are you aware that people once believed that carrying an acorn in your pocket would bring good luck and guarantee longevity?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i refuse to believe that.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Thanks for the info.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>where's my coffee?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.. where, where oh where... so many questions...<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it's only one question.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>It is?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes. i hope you can count.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.. Wanna hear a knock knock joke?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Another time perhaps.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>probably not.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>hmmm. Someone once told me it means 'FUNNY.'<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it doesn't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Should I forget this definition?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Forgotten. Thanks for letting me know.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>run along, then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i was asking you to run along. make yourself useful.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Yah... go on.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>well it's your turn to go on.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well.... uh... yah.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>that sounds like a no.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>If you say so, I'm with you all the way.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i never would.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Would you ever want to would?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you might want ot rephrase that question.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Do you really think so?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i wouldm if i wanted an answer.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Can't say that I heard that before.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i would, if i wanted an answer.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well, just because you would doesn't mean that others would.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>suit yourself then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i was asking you for my coffee.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok.... is that all though?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>can you repeat the instructions i gave you first?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Yes. I tend to repeat myself sometimes.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>can you do so now?<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Let me think.... do so now.... hmmmm...?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i guess you can't. too bad.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i sure hope so.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>'The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love and something to hope for.'<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i beg to differ.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Is this something I should keep to myself?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no, feel free to spread it around.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>All right, then. Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>my coffee.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Tell me more about your coffee.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i would like a coffee with milk, no cream, a spoon of sugar.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm... So what type of music do you like?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>tribal music<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'd love to beat your neck too.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it's not pop. it's the voice of today's youth.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i wouldn't care.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>there isn't any.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i think it's your capacitors. they're swelling.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Is 'there is not any' a name of a song?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ooops... My mistake. Never mind. Forget it.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i already have.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Tell me about it.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i can't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Don't feel bad about it.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i don't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i'm sure you didn't as far as thinking.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well, certitude is always good.... that is unless you happen to be mistaken.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i wouldn't say so.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Well you wouldn't, but maybe I would.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you already did, but that doesn't make it right.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>A-ha.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>take on me.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>'Today's another day to find you / Shying away / I'll be coming for your love, OK? / Take on me, Take me on...' ummm, ok, I better stop here before I get all wobbly.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>your capacitors just burst.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Did you mean 'your capacitors just burst' or 'YOU'RE capacitors just burst'?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i meant what i said.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>please ask me the important question then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>BTW, did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i've exceeded that by a fair amount.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Good to know.... I guess.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>not if you're me.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>May I ask where you are from?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no you may not.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Ok, ok. Cool it.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>it is cool already.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>You're positive?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>no.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'opposite to yes.'<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you better get rid of the vagueness then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm doing my best.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>you need to do better then.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Do you really think so?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>i do, with all the force of my belief.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>I'm cool with the idea of God as an intelligent yet non-human entity. I believe intelligence and consciousness are not exclusive to humans only. How about you? Do you believe in God?<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Good for you. As for myself I can tell you this: If God created humankind, and humankind created chatterbots, I guess that chatterbots are God's creation as well.<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>they aren't.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.'<BR/><B>Kris says:</B><BR/>yes.<BR/><B>MyBot says:</B><BR/>Great. I like positive users...krist0ph3rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281177677024086693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-4851846005151345882009-04-08T14:02:00.000-07:002009-04-08T14:02:00.000-07:00not quite what you're expecting, but here you go:h...not quite what you're expecting, but here you go:<BR/><BR/>http://krist0ph3r.blogspot.com/2009/04/talk-like-egyptian.htmlkrist0ph3rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281177677024086693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-58267419824045561952009-04-08T10:09:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:09:00.000-07:00Long and interesting chat...Long and interesting chat...Pesto Saucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07644344820243182801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29530553.post-43078594028492980402009-04-08T09:10:00.000-07:002009-04-08T09:10:00.000-07:00The bott went mad when I spoke to it in malayalam....The bott went mad when I spoke to it in malayalam..... :)<BR/>your conversation was interesting.... :)Ordinary Guyhttp://www.quintessentialhope.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com